So we’re setting up a birthday party for my spousal unit and for another friend who shares a similar birthday and yesterday I was in Target looking at party decorations. And they had a crap ton of Avengers movie themed stuff. Plates, napkins, tablecloth, the works. And it was on clearance, so I was like “Hell yeah, Avengers,” so I started grabbing stuff without really looking at it. I kept glancing at the plates thinking something seemed off, but I couldn’t quite put my finger on it. But then I realized that every single plate, napkin, cup, what-have-you, had every character except for Black Widow.

Yeah.

So I put it all back and got Hello Kitty instead.